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Chip Skylark
My Shiny Teeth and Me → 39,221 plays

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nevver: Teacher with a sense of humor

nevver:

Teacher with a sense of humor

fartyrock: 7 must be from florida

fartyrock:

7 must be from florida

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katara:

my only weakness is my body image so once im hot i will be invincible 

❝I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something really wrong with you.❞

— Stephen King (via theodorecowell)

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vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

never fuck around with another’s neopets

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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france: hundred.
did-yuo-kno: alibody: The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air.  The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue.  If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time. …I’m a nerd. I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry. puhpuhpuhpuhPWNAGE

did-yuo-kno:

alibody:

The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air.  The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue.  If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.

…I’m a nerd.

I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.

puhpuhpuhpuhPWNAGE

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